do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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