U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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