You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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