I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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