why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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