I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
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I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
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just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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