well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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