Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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