in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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