There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
tell me about the fingering
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