he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
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