It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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