Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
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is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
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Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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