Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
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Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
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Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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