Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
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Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
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I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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