do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
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Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
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He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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