Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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