yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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