Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
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How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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