So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
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Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
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I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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