whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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