Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
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Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
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so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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