weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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