why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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