So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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