Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
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So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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