i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
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Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
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On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I am available for nakedness
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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