In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
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she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
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Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
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