And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
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The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
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We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother