Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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