if only i could text you this smell
My balls are so social today.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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