Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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