Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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