I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
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I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
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he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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