return my video game
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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