Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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