She's JV to your varsity
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
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If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
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I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Randomize