This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
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Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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