i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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