I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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