im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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