i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
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I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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