so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.