we have officially mastered the walk of shame
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
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