Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
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I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
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There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink