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• (302): View more from Delaware

  Nicole vs. Life

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• (863): View more from Florida

  just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud

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• (801): View more from Utah

  Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?

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  23 Disturbing Small-Town Horror Stories

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.

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  These 23 Kids Have The Most Overbearing Parents Imaginable

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.

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• (606): View more from Kentucky

  Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.

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• (867): View more from Yukon/N.W.Territory

  You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.

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• (308): View more from Nebraska

  It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.

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