does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
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I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
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That accounts for only three of the penises
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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