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whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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