Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
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