uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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