I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
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What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
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Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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