trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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