Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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