Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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