He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
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I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
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If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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