I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
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