Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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